Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

<3

[madge]

*stops smooching, starts refreshing the onlyfans account to see if anyone new subscribes*

[ratammer]

Be careful, that zoom call's still open. Don't want to show it all to everyone! ...They haven't paid, after all.

[chridd]

How much do I pay to not see that stuff?

Ad(-for-only-fans)-free

[ratammer]

Luckily, you don't have to pay to close your eyes.

[chridd]

Sorry, I couldn't read what you were saying. My eyes were closed.

[madge]

NO EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE OUR ONLYFANS

[ratammer]

While I'm happy you're proud of our bodies, dear, I think the asexual cat should be spared the sight of them.

[chridd]

Still can't see what you're saying.

[ratammer]

But you can hear us, can't you?

[chridd]

…

[ratammer]

Oh well, nothing much seems to be happening in this meeting. *turns off our camera and takes her clothes off*

[madge]

Thank you for teachign me about consent, rathusband !!!!

and as you know, consent is sexy

*fades to black*

[chridd]

*opens my eyes again, sees that the zoom call has ended*
Well, I guess the meeting's over.
*leaves the room*

[madge]

*several hours later, reappears freshly showered*

So.... did that non-stink vs stink room thing... accomplish anything?

[ratammer]

It means chridd doesn't have to smell me and I don't have to wash. I'm happy with this arrangement.

[madge]

And we just talk over zoom now
?

[ratammer]

Well, you can interact with both of us in person. Give chridd some scritches from me!

[madge]

*goes to the non-stinky room to scritch chridd. is covered in stink*

[ratammer]

Noooooo

[madge]

*enters the non-stink room, her rathusband's stink still permeating the realm*

[ratammer]

Let chridd have her non-stinky space!

(Also, have you seen what I added to my sig?)

[madge]

oh wow!!!! we're official?????? I love you ratwife :')

[ratammer]

<3 <3 <3

[Freddino18]

*subscribes to the OF*