Longest time as the last post

[chridd]

*uses the laptop to check the New XKCD Forums*

[madge]

*knocks on chridd's door* KITTY??? DO YOU KNOW WHER MY RATHUSBAND IS???

[ratammer]

*wakes up* WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO LOUD

[madge]

*rushes to ratammer's room* The cat is locked in the spare room!!!!

[chridd]

*just leaves the building*

[ratammer]

I think we need to buy the cat her own house.

[madge]

No!!! We can't say goodbye to our kitty

[chridd]

Then leave me alone when I go into my room!

[madge]

WAIT THE CAT CAN TALK???

[chridd]

meow?

[madge]

oh my god am i going mad

[chridd]

I don't think so.

Then again, is anyone really sane?

[ratammer]

This is starting to sound like Wonderland.

[madge]

i didn't mean i was going insane i meant i was losing my GE

[ratammer]

GE?

[madge]

yeah like i was going mad

[chridd]

What's GE?

[madge]

the only thing stopping me from being mad

[chridd]

but what does it stand for? what does it mean?
you need General Electric?

[ratammer]

I'm confused!

[madge]

when i started my job my title was "Graduate Engineer" so I was called Madge (GE)

[ratammer]

Ooh!

I'm a Senior Technical Business Analyst! So you can call me Diana STBA!

[madge]

I am not a GE anymore, it has been some time!!! But thank you, it is good to know my darling's job title!!

[ratammer]

[madge]

*canoodles* you must be the best senior technical business analyist in the world!