Vending machine

[Freddino18]

You get chickie nuggies

I insert a Glade® Cashmere Woods® Automatic Spray Refill

[phillip1882]

i have no idea what you get for that. maybe bat shark repellant.

i insert batman

[ratammer]

You get Catwoman.

I insert Rat-enby.

[phillip1882]

you get a batter

i insert french fries

[ratammer]

You get a rare steak.

I insert Mozart.

[phillip1882]

you get Beethoven.

i insert his 5th symphony

[ratammer]

You get raised to the 5th power.

I insert 57 alt accounts.

[phillip1882]

you get banned for trolling

i insert bitcoin

[ratammer]

You get an NFT which will be worth 1% what you paid for it in ten minutes.

I insert a time machine.

[Freddino18]

You get a Tim machine.

I insert Autocomplete.

[phillip1882]

you get a faster submission

i insert my vision; abundant love, abundant joy, abundant compassion, abundant camaraderie

[Freddino18]

You get Vision

I insert headphones

[phillip1882]

you get music

i insert my 2 avatar

[Freddino18]

You get Avatar Season 2

I insert Miss Kobayashi

[phillip1882]

you get a dragon maid (honestly not heard of this anime before)

i insert a dragon trainer

[somitomi]

You get a Night Fury

I insert Nick Fury

[phillip1882]

you get the avengers

i insert captain America

[ratammer]

You get frozen for decades.

I insert my virginity.

[phillip1882]

you get laid

i insert jesus

[ratammer]

You get Mohammed.

I insert a single oxygen atom.

[LingEarth]

It reacts with two hydrogen atoms and you get a single water molecule.

I insert a 5¼-inch floppy disk.

[somitomi]

You get the data on the floppy copied onto IBM 9-track tape

I insert a studio master tape

[phillip1882]

you get a recording

i insert movies

[Freddino18]

you get a dragon maid (honestly not heard of this anime before)

You should watch it.

You get Captain Falcon

I insert Snake.

[phillip1882]

you get badger


i insert wealth