you cannot harm ratammer

[phillip1882]

you're welcome


helps ratammer have inner peace

[ratammer]

[Freddino18]

Complements ratammer on the new profile pic.

[ratammer]

*flutters her eyelashes at Fred*

[phillip1882]

i also think its rather cute

gives ratammer a goose that lays golden eggs

[ratammer]

*makes a golden omelette*

[phillip1882]

gives ratammer running shoes

[ratammer]

*goes jogging to get much-needed exercise*

[phillip1882]

gives ratammer a pool table

[ratammer]

*plays pretty badly but that's okay*

[Freddino18]

*Gives ratammer a pool on a table*

[ratammer]

*swims*

[phillip1882]

gives ratammer a fishing boat

[ratammer]

Give a rat a fish, you feed her for a day. Give a rat a fishing boat, you feed him for a lifetime.

[phillip1882]

also gives ratammer a fishing pole with bait

[ratammer]

*catches a lot of fish, cooks dinner, and shares with phillip*

[Freddino18]

*adds seasoning*

[ratammer]

*puts a bit of fish directly in Fred's mouth*

[phillip1882]

i hope it's deboned and cooked!

[ratammer]

Of course!

[Freddino18]

*Asks for your bone*

[ratammer]

*bones you*

[phillip1882]

somehow that doesn't sound right.

gives ratammer something from the vending machine topic of her choice

[ratammer]

Ooh, I'll take the time machine!

[phillip1882]

where would you go?