Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a dolphin


i insert a whale

[chridd]

You get arctic stressball fish.

I insert a cattail.

[Freddino18]

You get a dogbum

I insert any other name

[phillip1882]

you get no one

i insert the universe

[Freddino18]

You get a lot of soup

I insert a robotic dinosaur, a firefighter, a garbage man, a construction worker, and an unlicensed, non-OSHA-compliant forklift driver

[phillip1882]

you get extinct, no fire, no garbage, a building, and in trouble with the law.

i insert the third dimention

[Freddino18]

You square up.

I insert Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

[ratammer]

You get avocadoed.

I put in calculus.

[phillip1882]

you get advanced math


i insert a programming challenge

[Freddino18]

You get a protracted silence.

I insert an over-attached girlfriend.

[ratammer]

You get an indifferent boyfriend.

I put in my tail.

[phillip1882]

you get better balance


i insert a human

[chridd]

You get a catgirl (with a tail).

I insert a cat.

[somitomi]

you get a girlcat (also with tail)

In Soviet Russia, machine inserts me!

[phillip1882]

you get chess

I insert America

[ratammer]

You get Amerigo Vespucci.

I put in a primal scream.

[chridd]

You get a composite scream.

I put in a primate.

[phillip1882]

you get human

i insert classical music

[Freddino18]

You get a Certified Hood Classic.

I insert Bahubali

You get an indifferent boyfriend.

You're not wrong

[ratammer]

You get onion bhaji.

I insert a clarinet.

[phillip1882]

you get let's dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoestnzGlyY

i insert a green thumb

[Freddino18]

You get an orange toe.

I insert a Danimals Crush Cup

[ratammer]

You get a Reese's cup.

I insert a laser rifle.

[phillip1882]

you get laser tag

i insert the speed of light

[ratammer]

You get General Relativity.

I insert General Tso.