Longest time as the last post

[madge]

Shake shake shakje

[ratammer]

*squeak squeak squeak*

[madge]

shake ur bootay

[ratammer]

*shakes his ratty tail*

[madge]

ur the best spouse babe

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

i wonder what would happen if we had a thread with shortest time as the last post? i guess nobody ever posts in it

[ratammer]

Or we post faster than we've ever posted before!

[chridd]

We could try it and see.

[madge]

we could have a thread where we try to give everyone an equal proportion of last post time?

it would be great because a new person would post and you'd have to wait a month or two

doesn't actually sound fun

[chridd]

(Did you see I made a new thread?)

[ratammer]

This could get out of hand!

[madge]

so out of hand. i feel like you have to trick people into posting

[ratammer]

It's tempting to just post, but...

[madge]

you'd lose points!

[ratammer]

You didn't marry me for my intelligence.

[madge]

uh i kinda did

[ratammer]

Oh. I thought you just liked my fuzzy rat body.

[madge]

i mean it fulfills certian... needs

[ratammer]

And your abstract monochrome body pleases me.

[madge]

a match made in heaven eh

[ratammer]

Yes, my angel. <3

[madge]

<3 my rattle

[ratammer]

Aww, I love that!

[madge]

You're a special spouse my darling