The ^ > v game

[patzer]

^ should try Candy Crush

> used to be addicted to Candy Crush

v thinks there are much better mobile games than Candy Crush

[heuristically_alone]

^ is a little nerdy.

> has been addicted to more game apps then drugs.

v has never been caught doing drugs.

[ratammer]

^ suspiciously didn't specify how many drugs they were addicted to

> has never done drugs

v drinks too much alcohol

[chridd]

^ suspiciously didn't specify how many alcohols they were addicted to

> has never done drugs or alcohol

v also doesn't drink?

[The Snide Sniper]

^ suspiciously did not say anything about bees

> is definitely not addicted to bees

v also eats bees

[chridd]

^ gets stung by bees regularly… inside his mouth

> hasn't been stung since I was really little

v also hasn't gotten stung recently?

[ratammer]

^ would get stung if butterflies could sting

> can't remember the last time she was stung

v listens to Sting

[heuristically_alone]

^ is now looking for a bee to sting her.

> hasn't got out of their way to listen to Sting in a long time.

v owns cute boots.

[somitomi]

^ listened to Sting after writing this post

> probably couldn't pull cute boots off even if he had a pair

ˇ owns a green jacket

[ratammer]

^ could pull cute boots off if he had three

> owns a green raincoat

v would distinguish a raincoat from a jacket

[LingEarth]

^ is apparently out in the rain sometimes, hence the raincoat

> considers a raincoat to be maybe possibly a type of jacket by a broad definition

v lives in a desert where a raincoat is not necessary

[Suzaku]

^ most likely doesn't consider a jacket to be a type of raincoat

> would kind of like to live in a desert, just for a while, anyway

v isn't a big fan of sand

[The Snide Sniper]

^ probably has no idea how to survive in a desert

> doesn't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

v enjoys sand

[Suzaku]

^ is a Star Wars fan

> is also a Star Wars fan

v more likely than not, is a Star Wars fan

[somitomi]

^ seems to like sand

> isn't particularly enthusiastic about Star Wars either way

ˇ prefers some other sci-fi adventure franchise

[Suzaku]

^ may be waiting for the new Dune movie

> will definitely be going to see the new Dune movie

v has never read Dune

[jimbobmacdoodle]

^ thinks Dune is the best Sci-Fi series

> has read all the Dune books (but barely remembers them)

v has played the Dune computer game

[Suzaku]

^ should go see the new Dune movie

> thinks he may have played the Dune game, but can't remember for sure.

v has played the Mass Effect series, going full renegade.

[somitomi]

^ has played a lot of games apparently

> is aware of Mass Effect, but that's about it

ˇ has played Portal

[ratammer]

^ thinks a few games is a lot

> played a little bit of Portal, I think?

v likes Jonathan Coulton

[Suzaku]

^ listened to Ask Me Another

> has a thing for NPR and Radio 4 podcasts

v has their own podcast

[ratammer]

^ is wrong about the things about me

> listens to very few podcasts

v has an idea for a podcast

[phillip1882]

^ knows too much
> loves board games
v likes bowling

[ratammer]

^ should explain what they mean by me knowing too much

> is terrible at bowling

v knows phillip from the old forum

[somitomi]

^doesn't quite know enough despite knowing too much

> I remember the username at least

ˇ knows ratammer's username on the old forum