Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a display

i insert the atlas of symmetry

[heuristically_alone]

You get a symmetrical map.

I insert a $5 mouse

[somitomi]

You get a 1000$ mechanical keyboard

I insert humidity

[phillip1882]

you get heat

i insert rain

[chridd]

You get cold.

I insert a rainbow.

[phillip1882]

you get no flood.


i insert noah's arc.

[somitomi]

You get the sip of Theseus

I insert rubberised balls from computer mice

[phillip1882]

you get a mouse pointer.

i insert a monitor

[phillip1882]

you get a news paper

[heuristically_alone]

I insert half a toenail.

[phillip1882]

you get a toe

edit: i insert myself

[ratammer]

Um... so what do you insert?

[heuristically_alone]

You get a rat.

I insert a needle.

[somitomi]

You get a record scratch

I insert emptiness

[phillip1882]

you get baduk

i insert chess

[Freddino18]

You get a squishy rubber light-up shark.

I insert my roommate's kid.

[ratammer]

You get a vision of their future.

I put in an Epson printer.

[phillip1882]

you get to print a book


i insert forum games

[Freddino18]

You get the spirit of Mindy

I insert credit fraud.

[phillip1882]

you get a new credit card

i insert a bank

[Freddino18]

You get a teleporting teenager.

I insert a fledgling space program.

[phillip1882]

you get a satellite.

i insert math

[Freddino18]

You get stience

I insert buck teeth.

[phillip1882]

you get a dentist


i insert George Washington

[Freddino18]

You get a dumb name.

I insert a monkey.