Vending machine

[somitomi]

You get the Bee Movie

I insert pencil lead

[ratammer]

You get lead poisoning.

I insert a Cornish pasty.

[phillip1882]

you get sugar

I insert Gumball

[somitomi]

You get the Cannonball Run

I insert a convoy

[phillip1882]

you get a car

i insert friendship

[LingEarth]

You get magic.

I insert Spring.

[ratammer]

You get a mattress.

I insert a rap battle.

[heuristically_alone]

You get two people wrapping presents.

I insert a comma.

[phillip1882]

you get a semi colon

i insert a gold coin

[jimbobmacdoodle]

You get a life

I insert a pineapple

[phillip1882]

You get an orange

I insert the quadratic mean

[somitomi]

You get hyperbolic nice

I insert capacitors

[phillip1882]

you get electricity

i insert compound interest

[chridd]

You get more compound interest.

I insert simple boredom.

[phillip1882]

you get an activity

i insert a spelling bee

[somitomi]

You get an illiterate wasp

I insert a dead car battery

[phillip1882]

you get a broken down car

i insert a pen

[heuristically_alone]

You get an addict.

I insert philosophy.

[phillip1882]

you get good manners

I insert Aristotle

[LingEarth]

You get Aristotle's Lantern.

I insert a hat.

[phillip1882]

you get a coat

i insert reading rainbow

[phillip1882]

i don't like answering my own but i'd like to revive this

you get a book

i insert ratammer

[ratammer]

i don't like answering my own but i'd like to revive this

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i insert ratammer

You get a bad smell.

I insert vaporwave.

[somitomi]

You get vaporware

I insert flotsam

[ratammer]

You get the Flintstones.

I insert a DVI cable.