Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

fetching tail u have there

Thanks! You too.

[madge]

*looks over her shoulder, alarmed* HOW DID I GET A GOTTDAM TAIL????

[ratammer]

I'm a bad influence.

[madge]

BUT A TAIL?

[chridd]

*hides my magic cat-ification wand behind my back*

[madge]

*puts hands on my head*

EARS?????

[ratammer]

You didn't have ears before?

[madge]

NO!!!! I didn't!! wAT IS THE THING HAPPENING IN MY BRAIN NOW?>>?

[ratammer]

Thoughts.

[madge]

I DON"T LIKE IT MAKE IT STOP

[ratammer]

*stinky hugs*

[madge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ratammer]

<3

[madge]

Pls don't stink me

[chridd]

*unstinks you*
*unstinks ratammer, again*

[madge]

THANK YOU

[chridd]

You're welcome!

[ratammer]

*restinks herself*
*leaves madge unstunk for now*

[chridd]

*casts a perpetual unstinking spell that unstinks ratammer right after each post*

[ratammer]

Such a spell does not exist.

[chridd]

Then how do you explain how I just cast it?

[ratammer]

More delusions.

[chridd]

Yep, you're delusional about that spell not existing.

[ratammer]

Can't you just let a rat stay stinky?

[chridd]

Why do you want to be stinky so much?