Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

I find the stinky smell pleasant.

[chridd]

Then doesn't that make it not a stink?

[ratammer]

It's a smell that I would expect most people to dislike.

[chridd]

Maybe your expectations are wrong then.

[ratammer]

Or maybe your senses aren't average. Many people consider me stinky.

[chridd]

Maybe you smell like something polarizing. Are you licorice-scented? Pineapple pizza scented?

[ratammer]

I'm trash-scented.

[chridd]

Trash full of discarded chocolate cake?

[ratammer]

Only if the cake has been there for weeks.

[chridd]

Preservative-ful chocolate cake then?

[ratammer]

Only if the cake has been there for decades.

[chridd]

Some sort of super-preservatives that make it last forever?

[ratammer]

Do those exist?

[chridd]

If you smell like them, then probably!

[ratammer]

But I don't!

[chridd]

Oh. Then what good-smelling trash do you smell like?

[ratammer]

Trash that most people think smells bad. Perhaps cats just like the smell of trash more than most animals.

[chridd]

Maybe you just don't *realize* that what you thought was trash was actually chocolate!
(or you don't want to admit it)

[ratammer]

Then why do people react to my stink the way they do?

[chridd]

Do they? I haven't seen anyone but you claim you're stinky.

[ratammer]

It happens in a lot of Discord servers you're not in.

[chridd]

Maybe you smell different there. Or they're smelling something other than you.

[ratammer]

Is Discord smellier than the forum?

[chridd]

Maybe those particular servers are.

[ratammer]

That was a pretty long time as last post I had there.