Longest time as the last post

[chridd]

Good thing your stink isn't!

[ratammer]

I constantly produce it, so as long as I'm unaffected, there's still a stink.

[chridd]

*casts an unstoppable perpetual thorough anti-stink spell on you and the area around you*
*it works. you are no longer stinky, and you stay un-stinky.*

[ratammer]

Stop trying to make me un-stinky! I'm stinky and I'll always be stinky.

[chridd]

Hi, un-stinky rat!

[ratammer]

*looks around to see who you're talking to*

[chridd]

You!

[ratammer]

I don't know anyone by that name. Except that cat from Discworld.

[chridd]

ratammer, the non-stinky rat!
*holds up a smell-mirror*

[ratammer]

I can smell me fine. Your sense of smell must be wrong.

[chridd]

And you can smell that you're not stinky!

[ratammer]

I can smell my stink just fine.

[chridd]

Oh no! You're hallucinating!

[ratammer]

Or you are.

[chridd]

Oh no! I'm seeing things! Like a rat who insists she's stinky!

[ratammer]

If only you could smell things.

[chridd]

I'm smelling a nice-smelling, non-stinky rat.

[ratammer]

See? Hallucination.

[chridd]

Oh, maybe my spell didn't work in the stink that was already in your nose!

[ratammer]

Your spell only worked on you!

[chridd]

No, you just think that.

[ratammer]

No, you just think that.

[chridd]

Maybe we both just think that. Maybe there is no external reality of what's going on here and it's all just happening in our minds.

[ratammer]

[chridd]

Or maybe you smell like something you find unpleasant and I find pleasant.