Mexican Standoff Thread Necromancy

[ratammer]

Then I score.

[somitomi]

.

[ratammer]

hej

[chridd]

hejhog

[ratammer]

Good points.

[somitomi]

I will consider them

[ratammer]

There's an ant crawling up your back in the nighttime

[chridd]

[heuristically_alone]

I eats it

[somitomi]

I spits it out

[ratammer]

I kills it

[chridd]

poor ant

[somitomi]

Lucky grasshopper

[chridd]

Grasshopper? Where?

[somitomi]

In La Fontaine's pocket

[chridd]

Who?

[somitomi]

The guy with a grasshopper in his pocket

[ratammer]

Well, that explains everything.

[somitomi]

All right then, court is adjourned.

[chridd]

What crime is the grasshopper on trial for?

[somitomi]

Why would the grasshopper be on trial?

[ratammer]

You tell us, you're the judge!

[chridd]

Yeah, tell us!

By the way, happy thread-birthday!

[somitomi]

How could I be the judge when chridd was cross-questioning me about the grasshopper?

[chridd]

I wasn't really cross-questioning, just confused about what was going on, your honor.