Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

How many purrs per?

[chridd]

per what?

[ratammer]

Yes.

[chridd]

Would that just be per one?
So purrs per yes = purrs?

[ratammer]

You tell me. You're the expurrt.

[chridd]

You're the one who said it

[ratammer]

You're the one who cat.

[chridd]

meow

(also 3333rd post!)

[ratammer]

That would be four of a feather, in a different thread.

[chridd]

or six apes (going by cribbage rules)

[ratammer]

or coleslaw (going by cabbage rules)

[chridd]

2 = ape, 3 = feathers, 4 = coleslaw?

[ratammer]

Sure!

[chridd]

5 = ?

[ratammer]

You can extrapolate from what we have.

EDIT: Attempts at having an AI extrapolate it:

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[chridd]

It seems the AI thinks apes and feathers are types of food.

[ratammer]

Wouldn't you eat them?

[chridd]

No.

[ratammer]

Interesting.

[chridd]

Would you?

[ratammer]

Perhats.

[chridd]

Are you saying you'll eat your hat?

[ratammer]

I'd eat any hat.

[heuristically_alone]

Even a sombrero?

[ratammer]

Spicy!