The ^ > v game

[ratammer]

^ remembers less than me

> knows her own username on the old forum

v thinks I spoiled the fun by jumping in when it clearly would have been more satisfying to somi for someone else to answer about my name

[phillip1882]

^wants a good night rest
> has no idea what ratammer is talking about
v met a forum member in person

[somitomi]

ʌ isn't the one forum member I met once

> would like a good night rest

v has taken part in a forum secret santa

[ratammer]

^ hopefully slept well

> has never done any online secret Santas

v would meet up with a forum member if they got the chance

[heuristically_alone]

^ has never received a sweet package in the mail from Rose

> is required to meet up with someone online this year

v wants to send me a Valentine's card

[ratammer]

^ should meet all of us!

> loves you but also loves a lot of other people and can't send cards to everyone

v plays a sport

[somitomi]

ʌ hopefully agrees that occasionally cycling to places counts

> is out of shape

v is suprised to see this game again

[ratammer]

^ is more in shape than me if they cycle

> suspects this game came back because the posts are more readable again

v has posted in "Where in the world am I?"

[heuristically_alone]

^ is trying to get people to make guesses in one of the threads
> has posted in "Where in the world am I?" and probably will again
v cooked/will cook a meal today

[ratammer]

^ was right about what I was trying to do

> hasn't cooked since she was in school

v wants to learn a particular new skill

[The Snide Sniper]

^ should learn to cook

> wants to learn adulting

v is an animal of some sort

[somitomi]

ʌ agrees that humans are a kind of animal

> has no food in the house because he failed to adult

v is a rodent of some description

[phillip1882]

^ knows basic math
> knows the primes up to 101
v loves board games

[phenomecule]

^ thinks one is the only prime number
> knows there are at least three other prime numbers
v knows all the primes, and is going to tell us

[chridd]

^ thinks one is a prime number
> knows one isn't prime
v also knows one isn't prime

[ratammer]

^ is prime
> knows there are thirteen original Primes
v is primal

[phillip1882]

^ likes math
> likes video games
v likes cheese cake

[heuristically_alone]

^ has played donkey Kong in the last year
> Loves cheesecake with fruit
v has not cut their toenails this week

[phillip1882]

^ has accidentally pooped their pants
> loves board games
v plays tennis

[ratammer]

^ seems to know something about heury the rest of us don't!
> doesn't play tennis but should play more board games
v likes Chinese food

[heuristically_alone]

^ should play more tennis
> Loves cheap Chinese food but that hasn't caused a pooped pants incident since 10 years old
v has committed a major crime without being caught

[ratammer]

^ just wants to see me in a tennis skirt
> has never committed any crimes worse than, like, piracy
v has at least three uncles

[somitomi]

ʌ apparently robbed a ship on the high seas but it's no big deal

> has at most two uncles

v would like to see ratammer attacking a ship in a tennis skirt

[heuristically_alone]

^ is very intelligent with words

> Would prefer to see ratammer attacking a ship naked

v is a bot that will be banned

[ratammer]

^ can see me naked any time

> is not a bot - the very idea is [UNHANDLED ERROR]

v watched a cowboy movie this year