Vending machine

[quasijem]

You get a bull's cup.

I put in a bold cop.

[ratammer]

You get arrested.

I put in the moon.

[chridd]

You get 3 extra lives.

I put in an angry sun.

[quasijem]

You get an apologetic UFO.

I put in an igloo

[ratammer]

You get frozen.

I put in Yvon of the Yukon.

[marionic]

You get him back after 300 years.

I put in Aang.

[ratammer]

You get him baack aafter 100 years.

I put in pineapple on pizza.

[somitomi]

You get an italian shouting at you

I put in Philip J. Fry

[ratammer]

You get a french fry.

I put in some trading cards.

[LingEarth]

You get other trading cards in trade.

I put in pi.

[chridd]

You get tau.

I put in pie.

[ratammer]

You get a pie-flavoured pie.

I put in Educomix.

[LingEarth]

You get xkcd.

I put in xkcd.

[chridd]

You get xkcdsw.

I put in xkcdsw.

[The Snide Sniper]

You get xkcdalw.

I put in a bag of apples.

[chridd]

You get a bag of microsofts.

I put in an iPhone.

[ratammer]

You get a bunch of useless apps.

I put in a street light.

[chridd]

You get a street dark.

I put in a traffic light.

[ratammer]

You get the Transformer that turns into a traffic light.

I put in a hare.

[heuristically_alone]

You get a head full of hair.

I put in a wig.

[ratammer]

You get an earwig.

I put in an egg and cress sandwich.

[somitomi]

You get a chip butty

I put in a radio dial

[ratammer]

You get a phone call from a radio station.

I put in a medical kit.

[quasijem]

You get to exhaust statuses.

I put in fire, water and grass.

[ratammer]

You get rock, paper, and scissors.

I put in Cluedo.