Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

*squints to read that*

[chridd]

*reacts negatively*

Is that better?

[ratammer]

Thank you.

[chridd]

Although then it's not equal and opposite; it's bigger and opposite.

[ratammer]

Your face is bigger and opposite!

[chridd]

[ratammer]

*pets*

[chridd]

*face shrinks back down, becomes more catlike*

[ratammer]

*pets the cat face*

[chridd]

*lowers my head so that you're petting the top of my head instead*

[ratammer]

*lowers my hand so that I'm petting your face again*

[chridd]

mrowl!

[ratammer]

*squeak*

[chridd]

*pulls away from your hand*

[ratammer]

*climbs onto your back*

[chridd]

*meow*

[ratammer]

*squeak*

[chridd]

*looks on my back*

[ratammer]

*sniffs*

[chridd]

*sniffs back*

[ratammer]

You're unstinky!

[chridd]

You smell… food-like.

[ratammer]

*scampers away*

[chridd]

Have you been eating recently?

[ratammer]

I'm eating right now!