Longest time as the last post

[madge]

Look just because I dated two men named Peter in a row doesn't mean you all can keep making fun of me for it

[ratammer]

When they didn't work out, you must have felt petrified.

[madge]

It's something I don't care to repeat.

[ratammer]

Isn't that where we started?

[madge]

I'm trying to get a draw by threefold repetition

[ratammer]

No repetition, deviation, or hesitation.

[madge]

what about levitation

[ratammer]

You're so fly.

[madge]

what? *looks at pants and pulls zip up* whoops, sorry.

[ratammer]

[chridd]

*flutters*

[ratammer]

*gnaws*

[madge]

*writhes*

[ratammer]

*squeaks*

[chridd]

*doesn't gnaw*

…does that make me agnawstic?

[madge]

makes you fantastic

[ratammer]

It makes you chriddliant.

[madge]

ratastic

[chridd]

*meow*

[ratammer]

ratastic

You're madgestic.

[heuristically_alone]

Tasting the ocean

[ratammer]

You're heuristic!

[madge]

that's just a useful assumption you're making!

[ratammer]

Your face is a useful assumption I'm making!

[madge]

my face is not and never has been useful!