Longest time as the last post

[madge]

my hero!!!!

[ratammer]

[madge]

OH NO, am i in a rom-com? i thought i was in a fencing biopic

[heuristically_alone]

Who wants an estimate for a new fence?

[madge]

Sure, what's the damage?

[ratammer]

OH NO, am i in a rom-com? i thought i was in a fencing biopic

Can't it be both?

[heuristically_alone]

More than you can afford

[madge]

A romantic fencing biopic? That's my niche

[ratammer]

Cheese and eggs in a pastry tart? That's my quiche

[chridd]

Coming up with rhymes? So cliche

[madge]

French word for a doe? That's biche.

[ratammer]

What did you call me?!

[madge]

I called you dear

[ratammer]

Aww, thank you, darling.

[madge]

prank you, farming

[heuristically_alone]

[ratammer]

prank you, farming

What kinds of farming pranks are there?

[madge]

Crop circles, duh

[heuristically_alone]

Pin the corn on the scarecrow

[madge]

.... Where... Where does a scarecrow need a ?

[ratammer]

Nose.

[madge]

who knows?

[heuristically_alone]

Why the long face

[ratammer]

To get to the other side!

[madge]

of the giraffe!