Longest time as the last post

[madge]

doesn't mean I don't need new boots!!! Look at me, my feet are all wet

[heuristically_alone]

Sounds cozy

[madge]

it's not cozy

i'm wearing my new overalls to work today.

[ratammer]

Nice!

[madge]

It means that if I'm wearing my coat I have to take it off to use the bathroom so I am very upset

[ratammer]

Oh no!

[madge]

it's okay, i just have stopped going to the bathroom, i will hold it until the weather gets warmer

[ratammer]

That sounds unhealthy!

[madge]

it's only like 9 months, should be ok

[ratammer]

What, pregnancy?

[madge]

no until the weather warms

[ratammer]

In time for the baby?

[madge]

no so i can take my overalls off and pee

are you even LISTENING

[ratammer]

I'm sorry! My ears are tiny!

[chridd]

*enlarges ratammer's ears*

[ratammer]

Now I'm a rat that looks more like a rabbit...

[chridd]

ratbit?

[ratammer]

*bites*

[heuristically_alone]

Ears are not for the faint of heart.

[madge]

Or for the faint of ear

[ratammer]

My hearing was faint.

[madge]

You feinted? En garde !

[ratammer]

*guards*

[madge]

*faints*

[ratammer]

*catches you*