Longest time as the last post

[madge]

i'm deeply saddened

[ratammer]

I'm shallow and happy.

[madge]

i'm fallow and slappy

[chridd]

Please don't slap me

[madge]

Sure thing, I respect your boundaries

[chridd]

*goes to sleep*

[madge]

*places 'do not cross' tape around chridd*

[ratammer]

*places "do cross" tape around ratammer*

[madge]

*nails ratammer to a cross*

[ratammer]

*gives her life for your sins*

[heuristically_alone]

*nails ratammer*

[ratammer]

[chridd]

*wakes up*
Help! I'm trapped in a "do not cross" box!

[ratammer]

But how can anyone help without crossing?

[chridd]

I don't know. Am I stuck in here forever?

[ratammer]

Forever is a long time.

[chridd]

Am I stuck here for a long time?

[madge]

Not too long. I hope

[chridd]

Maybe someone could get some scissors and cut the tape? Is that possible without crossing it?

[ratammer]

Or perhaps we could disobey the tape?

[chridd]

Impossible!

[ratammer]

What if we shoot the tape?

[chridd]

No! It might hit me!

[madge]

what if we tape over the tape??

[ratammer]

With new rules on the new tape?