you cannot harm ratammer

[phillip1882]

we all could

i make ratammer president

[ratammer]

I pass a law that says I love you all.

[phillip1882]

how about passing a law that makes everyone smarter?

[ratammer]

I only have so much power.

[phillip1882]

yeah its hard to fix stupid

i give ratammer one of Shakespeare's works

[ratammer]

I gnaw on the edge of a page.

[phillip1882]

i give ratammer a new car

[ratammer]

I win an illegal street race.

[phillip1882]

i give ratammer a loan for how however much he wants.

[ratammer]

Infinity pounds!

[phillip1882]

remember, loan means pay back

I treat ratammer to a diner

[ratammer]

I order my steak blue (rarer than rare).

[chridd]

∞ - anything = ∞, which means that no matter how much of the infinite loan you spend, you always have enough to pay it back

[ratammer]

Exactly!

[phillip1882]

i give ratammer grapes

[ratammer]

I spend a while eating a single one. They're big for a rat!

[phillip1882]

i give ratammer a penny for his thoughts

[ratammer]

I give phillip the thought of using more varied pronouns for me.

[phillip1882]

i give ratammer medicine for any ailment she might have

[ratammer]

I thank phillip for the help. <3

[The Snide Sniper]

I give ratammer a warm bed and a bowl of chicken noodle soup.

[ratammer]

Thank you.

[phillip1882]

i show ratammer music that sooths the soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWLVBP3VrO4

[ratammer]

That's a lot of music! Thank you!

[phillip1882]

i give ratammer french fries