Insult the Previous Poster

[ratammer]

The evil counterpart of Compliment the Previous Poster. The only rule is to not say anything genuinely hurtful or offensive. Apart from that, give me your best shot!

[somitomi]

Only a jerk like you would start a game like this...

[ratammer]

I see you've gone with a Daria avatar this time. How original

[Lavender Manna]

the problem with ratammer is that they keep posting directly before i do and i have to ninja edit all my damn posts!

[ratammer]

I guess Lavender is a slow poster, then!

[rosewinsall]

Oh a rat? Is it because you're small?

[ratammer]

Well, roses are pretty thorny.

[The Snide Sniper]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

[ratammer]

A squirrel is nowhere near as good a rodent as a rat.

[The Snide Sniper]

At least I don't have to go dumpster diving for food.

[ratammer]

Some people just don't have the palate to appreciate the same range of foods as me.

[somitomi]

Get away rat, you carrier of disease

[ratammer]

You think people haven't used that stereotype against me before? So unoriginal...

[somitomi]

Your insults are getting a little repetitive, Mr. "Unoriginal"

[ratammer]

Well, maybe if everyone else was more active, I wouldn't have to carry this thread!

[somitomi]

You call this carrying?

[rosewinsall]

You call that a face?

[ratammer]

Well, roses aren't even supposed to have faces! Where did you get those eyes from?

[heuristically_alone]

I'd rather you be a mouse.

[ratammer]

I'd rather you have any avatar at all!

[heuristically_alone]

Me avatar less is better than having any of yours.

[ratammer]

Well, you're alone according to your username!

[heuristically_alone]

You looked better blue.

[ratammer]

You looked better as Meowth.

[heuristically_alone]

You're probably better at memory games than your job.