Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a penny for your thoughts

i insert 1 million dollars

[The Snide Sniper]

You get 100 billion dollars.

I insert a chipmunk.

[chridd]

You get a bag of chips.

I insert a monkey.

[phillip1882]

you get a caveman

i insert the number 1

[LingEarth]

You get all the real numbers between 0 and 1.

I insert Zeus.

[jimbobmacdoodle]

You get struck by lightning.

I insert thunder.

[somitomi]

You get a shepherd's hut on the chalk

I insert peanut flavored corn puffs

[phillip1882]

gets popcorn

inserts a bath

[somitomi]

You get a shower

I insert a downpour

[ratammer]

You get an upstream.

I insert a vowel.

[jimbobmacdoodle]

You get u

I insert i

[ratammer]

You get a reflection.

I insert a hovercraft.

[heuristically_alone]

You get Lovecraft.

I insert a better hovercraft.

[LingEarth]

You get to see the vending machine hover.

I insert a computer mouse.

[phillip1882]

you get a keyboard

i insert a type writer

[ratammer]

You get a copywriter.

I insert glass shards.

[heuristically_alone]

You get sand.

I insert an empty bottle of water.

[ratammer]

You get a full bottle of an unknown substance.

I insert a Pope.

[LingEarth]

You get a cardinal. (The churchman, not the bird.)

I insert a cardinal. (The bird, not the churchman.)

[ratammer]

You get a rook. (The bird, not the chessman.)

I insert en passant.

[phillip1882]

you get in passing

i insert baduk

[jimbobmacdoodle]

You get Civ 4.

I insert Civ 2.

[phillip1882]

you get city conquest

i insert a baby shower

[chridd]

You get a very small rainstorm.

I insert a grown-up downpour.

[phillip1882]

you get a flood

i insert a 20$ bill