Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get peppermint

I insert general relativity

[ratammer]

You get Einstein's relatives.

I put in a utopia.

[phillip1882]

you get a dystopia

I insert french fries

[ratammer]

You get an English muffin.

I insert a Bluetooth headset.

[phillip1882]

you get music to sooth a savage beast


i insert a white hole

[ratammer]

You get a red dwarf.

I insert the Enterprise.

[heuristically_alone]

You get a Tie Fighter.

I insert a chocolate cake.

[somitomi]

You get a universe extrapolated from it

I insert a northern white rhino

[phillip1882]

You get a gazelle

I insert mathematics

[ratammer]

You get a great grade!

I insert a leg razor.

[phillip1882]

you get hair free legs

i insert a tree

[ratammer]

You get a wooden chair.

I insert a SQL database.

[phillip1882]

you get linux

i insert joshua

[heuristically_alone]

You get the Battle of Jericho.

I insert 3 heads.

[ratammer]

You get a hydra.

I insert a tablespoon.

[phillip1882]

you get a tea spoon

i insert xkcd

[ratammer]

You get SMBC.

I insert Tom Scott.

[phillip1882]

you get his videos

i insert a ruler

[jimbobmacdoodle]

You get a king.

I insert a chessboard.

[somitomi]

You get a king

I insert Elvis Presley

[ratammer]

You get a hound dog.

I insert a time bomb.

[The Snide Sniper]

You get a space bomb.

I insert the vending machine into itself.

[ratammer]

You get yourself.

I insert a hash brown.

[phillip1882]

you get an egg mc muffin

i insert gold coins

[chridd]

You get soda in a gold can.

I insert regular coins.