you cannot harm ratammer

[phillip1882]

basically be very brave, you're near immortal

[ratammer]

Nice!

[phillip1882]

i wish ratammer an early birthday

[madge]

i change the oil in ratammer's car

[ratammer]

i wish ratammer an early birthday

Heh, very very early!

i change the oil in ratammer's car

Did you get me the car too?

[madge]

no, just whatever second-hand junker you may someday own, its oil was changed today

[ratammer]

Interesting perspective.

[phillip1882]

i give ratammer a teddy bear

[ratammer]

Aww! *plays with it*

[phillip1882]

i give ratammer a puppy

[ratammer]

That's a lot of responsibility!

[madge]

I hire a personal assistant to take care of ratammer's puppy

[ratammer]

That's less responsibility and now I have a cute doggy-woggy!

[phillip1882]

i put a penny in a bank account for ratammer, that doubles in value every week she doesn't try to cash in on the value.

[ratammer]

Oooh... I could be rich someday.

[madge]

i clean ratammer's clock (it was very dusty! now it's all sparkling!)

[ratammer]

Yay! Now I can see the time! ...Wow, it's late!

[heuristically_alone]

I cook ratammer a delicious meal with cheeses.

[phillip1882]

i give ratammer an encyclopedia

[ratammer]

I eat the meal while reading the book.

[phillip1882]

I hire ratammer for his/her dream job

[ratammer]

You mean a drop where I do nothing but eat all day? Sweet!

[phillip1882]

i would personally prefer sex all day, but to each his own.

i show ratammer a glorious future

[ratammer]

A glorious future of sex all day?

[phillip1882]

we'll see...

gives ratammer a valentine's card