Vending machine

[chridd]

You get a demisexual deity.

I insert an ace of spades.

[phillip1882]

you get the queen of hearts

i insert the quadratic equation

[ratammer]

You get solved.

I insert a golden axe.

[LingEarth]

You get a silver bullet.

I insert an entangled quantum particle.

[somitomi]

You get a knotted string

I put in a tachyon

[phillip1882]

you get time travel

i insert the python programming language

[heuristically_alone]

You get a world saying hello.

I insert an adult toy.

[phillip1882]

you get a child's game

i insert a piano

[ratammer]

You get a forte.

I insert some printer ink.

[somitomi]

You get an "out of paper" error

I insert some printer paper.

[ratammer]

You get some toilet paper.

I insert a moon.

[LingEarth]

You get the planet it orbits.

I insert Saturn's rings.

[chridd]

You get a newly-divorced Saturn.

I insert Dreamcast's rings some rings from Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast.

[ratammer]

You get a Perfect Bonus.

I insert some hospital scrubs.

[heuristically_alone]

You get vaccinated.

I insert a trophy.

[phillip1882]

You get first place.

I insert China

[heuristically_alone]

You get trillions of dollars of debt

I insert a receipt.

[phillip1882]

you get a refund

I insert the halting problem

[LingEarth]

The vending machine goes into an infinite loop and you get nothing.

I insert a rainstorm.

[phillip1882]

you get a rain dance


i insert thunder and lightning

[ratammer]

You get two dogs.

I insert a cheque for £1,000,000.

[phillip1882]

you win the lottery

i insert a dollar bill

[ratammer]

You get Bill.

I insert painkillers.

[phillip1882]

you get no pain

i insert supercalifragalisticexpealadotious

[heuristically_alone]

You get a sound quite atrocious.

I insert an altoid.