Longest time as the last post

[chridd]

Darn it, I don't have any Scooby snacks.

[ratammer]

Scooby will have to eat you!

[chridd]

Nooo!

Actually he'll probably just take off this human mask I've been wearing and reveal to everyone that I'm a cat.

[madge]

WHY WOULD YOU DRESS UP AS A CAT

[chridd]

What?

No, I am a cat. I'm dressed up as a human.

[Seven]

That's what a human dressed up as a cat dressed up as a human would say

[madge]

Or is that just what they want us to think?

[ratammer]

I'm a pile of rats in a human suit, pretending to be a single rat on the internet.

[madge]

To be honest that's the most sensible thing anyone's ever said

[ratammer]

Thanks!

[chridd]

*introduces a pile of pennies in a human suit*
More centsible than this?

[ratammer]

What a rich-looking human!

[Seven]

What if there

[ratammer]

was a way

[Seven]

for my Uncle

[madge]

to finally experience

[ratammer]

the joy of

[heuristically_alone]

loving a

[madge]

truly high-quality

[heuristically_alone]

piece of

[chridd]

pie

[madge]

I mean... couldn't we just... buy our uncle a really, really good pie?

[Seven]

We could but he has a rare condition, agustatdepieia, that prevents him from tasting all things pie: apple pie, cherry pie, chicken pot pie, Shepard's pie, magpie, π^e, you name it

[madge]

Oh right, I'd forgotten. It truly is a devestating c ondition

[chridd]

What a terrible condition!