Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

Do you have a particular reason to want them not to be?

[chridd]

Then they wouldn't look much like dogs.

[ratammer]

But they'd look like crabs.

[chridd]

But then they'd be crabby.

[ratammer]

Exactly!

[chridd]

[insert crabby barking sound effect here]

[ratammer]

crark

[madge]

Did you miss me? Merry Xmas.

[ratammer]

My aim is getting better. Merry Christmas to you too!

[madge]

You'll get me one of these days, but in the meantime you'll just have to put up with me, mua ha ha ha

[Seven]

I have been displaced.

[madge]

Hello friendo

[ratammer]

I have been displaced.

Welcome back to dis place.

[chridd]

*replaces Seven*

[ratammer]

Be careful! I hear seven ate nine.

[chridd]

Yummy!

[madge]

noooo do not eat

[ratammer]

Doughnut eat?

[madge]

damnit i want donuts

did i tell you i was suffering through a heat wave n i hate it

[ratammer]

You did. You have my sympathy.

[madge]

it's okay i have 4 x 1L bottlse of water in the fridge and i've got a portable air conditioner behind me. just when i have to get up for water / to pee i am reminded that i live on the surface of the sun

[ratammer]

Oof.

[chridd]

*sends madge some of our cold*

[ratammer]

Infecting her?

[chridd]

Not that kind of cold!