You must kill ratammer

Post by **ratammer** » Fri Aug 27, 2021 5:17 am

I should have seen that coming.

heuristically_alone · Post by **heuristically_alone** » Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:19 am

A ratammer falls on top of a ratammer

Post by **ratammer** » Fri Aug 27, 2021 12:47 pm

Is that deadly?

Lavender Manna · Post by **Lavender Manna** » Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:01 pm

depending on how high you fall from, it's probably deadly to at least one of them

Post by **ratammer** » Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:05 pm

Fair enough.

rosewinsall · Post by **rosewinsall** » Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:10 pm

I set up a forum thread to kill every version ratammer that exist in all the universes.

Post by **ratammer** » Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:20 pm

That's a lot of mes. Mass murderer!

heuristically_alone · Post by **heuristically_alone** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 4:58 am

I eat ratammer.

chridd · Post by **chridd** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 5:17 am

Aww…

I steal ratammer from heury and I eat ratammer instead.

Post by **ratammer** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:16 am

I see there's a catfight over who gets to eat me. Can't you learn to share?

somitomi · Post by **somitomi** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:02 pm

I cut ratammer in half so that chridd and Heury could each have one half.

Post by **ratammer** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:54 pm

That's better.

Post by **The Snide Sniper** » Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:53 pm

I turn ratammer into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I put that flea in a box, and then I put that box inside of another box, and then I mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I smash it with a hammer.

Post by **ratammer** » Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:12 pm

I feel small and squashed.

quasijem · Post by **quasijem** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 9:03 am

I put ratammer in a box, and mail it to the next psoter.

(um, can rats survive without food/water for that long?)

Post by **ratammer** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:50 am

It depends how far away they are. And I assume I don't count as the next poster?

quasijem · Post by **quasijem** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:54 am

Ye you don't... but it looks like I mailed it to myself.

*tries again*

LingEarth · Post by **LingEarth** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 12:06 pm

I take the rat out of the box, look it over, and mail it back to Jem. Can't possibly survive two trips like that.

quasijem · Post by **quasijem** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:34 pm

Huh, it seems like the rat fell out of its box so they returned it? I'll mail it back to Ling.

Post by **ratammer** » Fri Sep 03, 2021 9:04 pm

This is a lot of trips!

heuristically_alone · Post by **heuristically_alone** » Sun Sep 05, 2021 3:39 pm

I destroy the post office where the package is overnight.

Post by **ratammer** » Sun Sep 05, 2021 8:35 pm

Oh... that would certainly kill me regardless of how I was handled in the mail.

Post by **The Snide Sniper** » Sun Sep 05, 2021 9:10 pm

I mean, maybe the package survived the blast.

Unfortunately for you, you stumble into a mouse trap when you try to leave the box.

Post by **ratammer** » Sun Sep 05, 2021 9:14 pm

heuristically_alone · Post by **heuristically_alone** » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:22 am

The mouse trap kill you, so you live a miserable crippled life to your old age.

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