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I hadn't considered that. I don't suppose there's any particular reason why we couldn't have multiple branches.

I've come to admit to myself that that whole "tankie" phase that lasted a month or two MIGHT have just been a larp and a cope. I've done a fair bit of maturing in the meantime... Now, I'm identifying as a "dirtbag leftist", and I'm just here to shitpost. Here, free for anyone to ...

Alright, a bit of blabbering before I actually get to explaining the game. I made this thread on the old forums, and I've suddenly realized that I'm not sure why I haven't reintroduced it here yet. Back then, I called it "Professor Farnsworth's Secrets of the Universe"... (Or, mysteries, m...

If you can't say anything nice, say 69 mean things instead.

You get Wirt's leg.


I insert a tariff.

sell

...Bueller?

It's got electrolytes!

Floor 231 is a struct of dangling pointers to all of the missing floors.

You get a professional psychosis.

I insert the hermeneutics of suspicion.

I assert that referring to this public institution as a "pile" is reactionary, and therefore counterrevolutionary. The Party detains a couple of bystanders for questioning. And, I wasn't particularly hungry, but I guess I could eat... Here, free for anyone to take from or add to, according...

Why does this map of the galaxy say "there's coffee in that nebula" on all of the uncharted areas? That... just doesn't seem right.

Maybe our universe truly is a simulation... but, it's also Minecraft. And if that's the case, I really don't advise pushing the button, because you really shouldn't go messing around with someone else's redstone unless you know exactly what you're doing.

Just for future reference, I'm gonna go ahead call an audible here, and decree/clarify that starting over from zero is not required. (I was just trying to be silly when beginning it that way.) Starting from either one or zero are both perfectly acceptable, so if people do it in the future, don't dec...

It holds your pants closed so that your genitals aren't showing. How do you think objet petit a operates in contemporary consumer culture, especially in how individuals reconcile their desire for authenticity with the commodification of experiences, and how does this intersect with the concept of fe...

I have just stumbled across a small box. It is oval in shape, with a clear, plastic domed cover. Inside is a red button surrounded by felt. But its physical description isn't really what's important. Obviously. What does it do? What will happen if someone presses it? Well, before you even bother to ...

Floor 224 would prefer not to.

The machine gives you a nod of approval. A couple months later, your action is reviewed positively in the ASME Journal of Tribology.


I put Solomon Grundy into the machine.

It is sitting directly in front of me, after all. But, no. You take it. I wasn't hungry.


What is the seventh digit of pi?

Gets murdered by Beaker, because you (probably accidentally) insulted his friend.


Is that numberwang?

immersive

Not me.

Looks the same as the hex representation of the number three in ASCII.

Show everyone that you know how to count by telling them what the next number is supposed to be. (That is to say, don't just say the number. Describe it, or find some other creative/silly way to represent it.) If the previous poster fucked it up, we start over. If they didn't, but you think they did...

If you meet the Buddha on the road, give him this coin, and say these words to him: "valar morghulis."