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You get a random QR code.

I insert a barcode scanner.

underscore

entropy

Cat!

Dragon?

You get a hammer, a handsaw, sandpaper and screwdrivers.

I insert a CNC milling machine.

elf

Still on the bright side, apparently.

the worst?

You get wool.

I insert two pairs of knitting needles.

What is a pfp?

Suzaku?

cardinal

Ned.

The rose who wins all?

You get spare carbon dioxide.

I insert an empty aquarium.

^ has a mysterious ability to guess driving habits > practiced aikido, too, also a long time ago, at beginner level (5 kyu) v knows the difference between phenomenal consciousness and access consciousness I find that a nice, but also totally credible story. Does it mean that QR codes were the first ...

banana

^ is optimistic about my knowledge
> has a modest, second hand hatchback with a naturally aspirated engine from a Japanese brand
v practices a martial art

You get a full stomach.

I insert a chocolate dessert.

weathered

Nope

chriddd?

No.

Somi now?

lean

No.

Frrrred?

You get a drawing of a father figure featuring a bathrobe, slippers and a steaming coffee cup, made by a 6-year old.

I insert a new pack of printing paper.

spore

^ likes digits
> plays go as a hobby
v regularly works with large animals

Bingo!

the worst?