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Jplus?

You get a Straightforward Space

I insert a Klein bottle mug (which really should be called a Klein Stein in my opinion)

Ichiban mechanics? Ichiban (mechanics master), not (ichiban mechanics) master. いち番ばん • (ichiban): most, -est, -most 一いち番ばん美うつくしい ― ichiban utsukushii ― the most beautiful 一いち番ばん速はやい ― ichiban hayai ― the fastest 一いち番ばん上うえの引ひき出だし ― ichiban ue no hikidashi ― the topmost drawer 一いち番ばんいい先せん生せい ― ichiba...

nope as far as the eye can see

Suzaku!?!?!

You get improved paper

I insert a cartographer

Nope

Suzaku time's the charm?

To make matters worse, it reproduces bimonthly

I haven't heard the word "garnet" before Steven Universe so I will never stop thinkinf of the character first when I hear that word

I guess we're both in the lucky 10 thousand today

no no no

Suzaku

You get an immovable flood

I insert a tin of Danish biscuits

meh

Heury?

concrete
(somehow they do it, somehow all concrete will eventually have something growing through it)

I've never looked directly at the sun so I have no proof it actually exists. Based on observations conducted during a university lecture that happened to coincide with a partial eclipse I can confirm that the Sun does in fact exist, is further from Earth than the Moon and that the TA was not amused...

Not this time

Ratammer (this is an order)

A detective

It just occurded to me that the empiricist definition could suggest Randall has never seen the Sun.

It's time

for Suzaku to post again

Railfan: Locomotives following the design of "Planet" are Planets

I would imagine particle physicists have more experience with throwing the subject of their research at things than planetary scientists

no

ratammer?

Jplus wrote: ↑Wed Mar 12, 2025 11:49 pm how does ambition defeat incompetence?

quality

I'm just gonna stop posting in these threads, I keep mixing up which one I'm in

incompetence

Not yet

Later Heury?